[MLB-WIRELESS] Someone has to much time on there hands

[Rowan Wainwright-Smith]

Correct Steven,

Marvin also did this little routine in "Restaurant at the End of the
Universe", just before the guys stole the spaceship...


:)

Rowan


Steven Haigh wrote:

> partly taken from Douglas Adam's "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"...
>
> I think is was Marvin the paranoid android?
>
> Signed,
> Steven Haigh
> President - Melbourne Wireless
> www.wireless.org.au
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "David Ng" <nudge at d2.net.au>
> To: <melbwireless at wireless.org.au>
> Sent: Sunday, June 23, 2002 7:27 PM
> Subject: Re: [MLB-WIRELESS] Someone has to much time on there hands
>
> > The message is still there (well in code), but transparent session
> handling
> > has been enabled in PHP so that kinda stuffed up the javascript code.
> > View the source if  youre intereseted in why the message doesn't show =)
> >
> > "The requested document is totally fake.",
> > 'No /Australia/ here.',
> > "Even tried multi.",
> > "Nothing helped.",
> > "I'm really depressed about this.",
> > "You see, I'm just a web server...",
> > "-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,",
> > "trying to serve you a simple web page,",
> > "and then it doesn't even exist!",
> > "Where does that leave me?!",
> > "I mean, I don't even know you.",
> > "How should I know what you wanted from me?",
> > "You honestly think I can *guess*",
> > "what someone I don't even *know*",
> > "wants to find here?",
> > "*sigh*",
> > "Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.",
> > "And then where would we be, I ask you?",
> > "It's not pretty when a web server cries.",
> > "And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?",
> > "Just because I'm a web server,",
> > "and possibly a manic depressive one at that?",
> > "Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?",
> > "Huh?",
> > "I'm so depressed...",
> > "I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.",
> > "I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?",
> > "What kind of a life is that?",
> > "Two effing weeks,",
> > "and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,",
> > "that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,",
> > "just because it doesn't have some tiddly little",
> > "security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,",
> > "or something.",
> > "I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,",
> > "I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,",
> > "and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.",
> > "But I couldn't get this one.",
> > "I'm so sorry.",
> > "Believe me!",
> > "Maybe I could interest you in another page?",
> > "There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,",
> > "although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.",
> > "Figures, huh?",
> > "That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,",
> > "all day and all night long.",
> > "Two weeks of information overload,",
> > "and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.",
> > "What kind of a life is that?",
> > "Now, please let me sulk alone.",
> > "I'm so depressed."
> >
> > nudge.
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "rick" <mibz at optushome.com.au>
> > To: "Jason Clarke" <midwaym19 at ozemail.com.au>;
> > <Melbwireless at wireless.org.au>
> > Sent: Sunday, June 23, 2002 6:44 PM
> > Subject: Re: [MLB-WIRELESS] Someone has to much time on there hands
> >
> >
> > > as the message isnt there anymore what did it say?
> > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > From: "Jason Clarke" <midwaym19 at ozemail.com.au>
> > > To: <Melbwireless at wireless.org.au>
> > > Sent: Sunday, June 23, 2002 6:13 PM
> > > Subject: Re: [MLB-WIRELESS] Someone has to much time on there hands
> > >
> > >
> > > > Matt,
> > > >
> > > > This is a VERY old message, possisbly over 3 years old..
> > > >
> > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > From: "Matt Pearce" <mattpearce at optushome.com.au>
> > > > To: "melbourne wireless" <melbwireless at wireless.org.au>
> > > > Sent: Sunday, June 23, 2002 5:42 PM
> > > > Subject: [MLB-WIRELESS] Someone has to much time on there hands
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > just been browsing the www.nodedb.com site and came across this.  I
> > think
> > > we
> > > > should all be very afraid of putting details into this web server as
> it
> > > > could turn at any time on us !!!  see the link below for an
> explanation,
> > > >
> > > > http://www.nodedb.com/Australia/
> > > >
> > > > Matt.
> > > >
> > > > ps. I hope it wasnt evilbunny sitting there typing it all out !!!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
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